• (A dad is on the mats with his teenage kid, doing crunches together.)
  • Kid: Ow. Ow. Dad.
  • Dad: One, two, three, four...
  • Kid: Dad. I don't like this. This hurts.
  • Dad: ...Two, three, four...
  • Kid: You started over! OW!
  • Dad: Your complaining... made me lose count... now we gotta do more... three, four, five
  • Kid: Ow! DAD.