• (A bunch of bro dudes are hanging out right around, of course, one of the machines I want to use)
  • Bro 1: And he was like, telling me how wearing tighter shorts lets him move better on the court.
  • Bro 2: Yeah, I heard that.
  • Bro 1: I don't care man, wearing tight shorts like that? If you're wearing tight shorts, that's totally being gay!
  • (there is a pause, wherein he realizes that two of his four bro dude buddies are wearing skin-tight shorts)
  • Bro 1: I mean, uh, whatever you like is cool though.