Today marks the first day of the last month I will be employed by this company. That means I have thirty days to do some great work here. But that’d be boring. Instead, each day before I leave work, I will steal one piece of office furniture and replace it with a goat.
If you know where I can get thirty goats super cheap, please email me.
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I am leaving my current main job in a day. I am really sorry I didn’t think of doing this.
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