davario: Things heard on my date today: “Wait, is Georgia a state? It’s a state, right?” “You know, Georgia sort of LOOKS like Paula Deen. Like if that part was her chin or… well, um, you know. Or am I thinking of South Carolina” “Wait, is it above or below South Carolina?” —————————— I was once hit on by someone who, trying to figure out weekend plans, said, “I’m busy either February 30 or 31.” They stopped for a moment, looked at me and said, “Wait, does February have 30 or 31 days? I can’t remember.”

davario:

Things heard on my date today:

  • “Wait, is Georgia a state? It’s a state, right?”
  • “You know, Georgia sort of LOOKS like Paula Deen. Like if that part was her chin or… well, um, you know. Or am I thinking of South Carolina”
  • “Wait, is it above or below South Carolina?”

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I was once hit on by someone who, trying to figure out weekend plans, said, “I’m busy either February 30 or 31.” They stopped for a moment, looked at me and said, “Wait, does February have 30 or 31 days? I can’t remember.”

Source: davario