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(A dude walks past the row where I'm packing up my stuff in the locker room twice before going to a locker on the other side.)
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Dude (to his friend):
Seriously think that stuff affects your memory 'cause I forgot where I put my stuff like five times today.
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His friend:
You're just stupid, dude.
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(They come out just ahead of me as I leave. The dude steps in one direction to the parking lot, stops, turns, steps in the other direction, stops, turns.)
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Dude:
Sh**, now where did I park?
