by any name

labocat:

horrorwine:

corgiaddict:

thefrogman:

finalellipsis:

I made these gifs in ye olden dayes before photosets and 1MB limits and such. So I present to you:

Sparky the Dancing Corgi REDUX

…HD

ON ICE

YES. Good job, Sam. 

KIBBLE DANCE!!!!

ACORGIBLE.

Corgis!

No shame.

(via electricfeel76)

xavierjones:

OH NO.  what is this magnificent thing?  what beauty has come into my life?  

[who made this, I want to hug them]

I stand corrected.

“Arrested Development: Afternoon Delight (#2.6)” (2004)

Lucille: I have a plan to stave off intruders.
Michael Bluth: What’s that?
Lucille: [holds up an air horn and a fire poker] First I blow him then I poke him.
Michael Bluth: [stunned] Guy doesn’t know what he’s in for.

xavierjones:

I’m not going to lie and pretend I was not upset when I didn’t win all the time at Just Dance.

I’m so sorry.

• (Two dudes bro-hug, talk about one of the dudes being home from college, and how life has been going since high school.)
• Dude A: You just getting back into working out?
• Dude B: No man, I've just been losing size. I don't wanna do the hard stuff, you know?
• Dude A: Oh right! I forgot, you use that stuff. I read there's some law against it now?
• Dude B: Yeah, I'm gonna be waiting for a while before they pass a bill to make it legal again. I got a pharmacist who knows all about it and is helping me out, but I'm gonna have to wait until February until I can get anything.
• Dude A: That sucks, man.

Required viewing for today. I used to rollerskate like crazy when I was younger, but ice skating is mostly foreign to me.

(There will be lots of penguin-stepping.)

samreich:

Our video with the cast of “Community.”

Doing my part.

Source:

daveholmes:

Movember. Should I? 

Totally. All the cool kids are doing it.

(Besides it’s only a month.)

tinycartridge:

Youngster Joey shares the adversity he’s faced in these difficult times. What happened to the Johto dream?

Buy: Pokemon Black/White games and DSi bundles

Find: Nintendo DS/3DS release dates, discounts, & more

See also: More Pokemon posts

[Via FYPblog]

• (A dude walks past the row where I'm packing up my stuff in the locker room twice before going to a locker on the other side.)
• Dude (to his friend): Seriously think that stuff affects your memory 'cause I forgot where I put my stuff like five times today.
• His friend: You're just stupid, dude.
• Dude: Shut up.
• (They come out just ahead of me as I leave. The dude steps in one direction to the parking lot, stops, turns, steps in the other direction, stops, turns.)
• Dude: Sh**, now where did I park?

• (A dad is on the mats with his teenage kid, doing crunches together.)
• Kid: Ow. Ow. Dad.
• Dad: One, two, three, four...
• Kid: Dad. I don't like this. This hurts.
• Dad: ...Two, three, four...
• Kid: You started over! OW!
• Dad: Your complaining... made me lose count... now we gotta do more... three, four, five
• Kid: Ow! DAD.